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    Saturday, May 27, 2006

    UglyDaphne And Celeste
    (We Didn't Say That)

    O.K! I'm a cheerleader now!
    U.G.L.YYou ain't got no alibi
    You ugly
    Hey! Hey! You ugly [x4]

    I saw you walking down the street just the other day
    I didn't see your damage from that far away
    I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
    You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
    You hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
    I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
    You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
    I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!

    Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mold
    You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
    When looks were handed out you were last in line
    You face looks like where the sun don't shine
    Did you fall off a building and land on your head
    Or did a truck run over your face instead
    There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
    You ugly!

    U.G.L.Y
    You ain't got no alibi
    You ugly
    Hey! Hey! You ugly [x2]

    What you really need is to wear a mask
    And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
    You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
    You're the main attraction at the city zoo
    You're so ugly with a belly full of flab
    When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (So funny)
    You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
    And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
    Uncle Fester remember him
    I never knew that you had a twin
    You can't disguise your googly eyes
    In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
    Your mama says you ugly, you ugly

    U.G.L.Y
    You ain't got no alibi
    You ugly
    Hey! Hey! You ugly [x2]
    Get busy [x15]
    Your mama says you ugly [x3]You ugly

    U-U-U-U now I feel like blondie

    U.G.L.Y
    You ain't got no alibi
    You ugly
    Hey! Hey!
    You ugly [x2]

    Quasimodo
    Camelbreath
    Squarehead
    Ugly~
    Chicken legs
    PigfaceChin like bubba
    Ugly!
    Fish lips
    Toad licker
    Poindexter
    Ugly!
    Spaghetti arms
    Limp butt
    Freakshow
    Ugly!

    U.G.L.Y
    You ain't got no alibi
    You ugly
    Hey! Hey!
    You ugly

    U.G.L.Y
    you could make an onion cry
    U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the F.B.I

    U.G.L.Y [x6]
    U.G.L.YYou ain't got no alibi
    You ugly


    ultimate retardedness.... heh


    +++9:32 PM+++




    i can't recall the last time i had a stayover. reached amiel's place at around 9.30pm. pretty late but we managed to accomplish alot of stuff while we were awake. its quite a normal stayover but extremely fun. guess i forgot the feeling of what its like to go for a stayover after a loong time.

    when 4 people were glued to the xbox playing halo while the other 2 of us trying to finish up the spagetti, we decided to install little fighter 2 on the com to entertain ourselves. soon after, bryan came to join us because he wasn't engaged in the halo yet. anyhow, we had so much fun that i think it took us almost 2 hrs playing that old, yet retarded game before we decided to do something else. after us, clement who accused us of being losers (for playing lf2 when he's addicted to maple?) took over us. by the time all of us were like feeling restless and all, it was already 1am plus. just then, amiel took out his twister mat and we went on to our next highlight of the night. this game was pretty short, considering the fact that we had 4 players and there's like a total of 24 circles on the ground, which means we are left with like 8 circles left to play with. but, with people like amiel, its hard to squeeze all 4 of us onto the mat especially when our limbs are all over the place. well, we stopped after 3 rounds cuz its tiring and we didn't want to sweat too much at night, i am emphasizing this because just before the game started, i went to bathe... wrong decision made!

    getting all sweaty and all, we retreated back to amiel's room for his sub zero air conditioning which was super shiok. played bridge followed by tai di. i can clearly remember every single detail of it becuase i was being BULLIED by 3 sec 3s. that was like utter embarassment but can't be helped. they managed to use my weakpoint against me. as amiel got on top on me, so does james liew, all 3 of them tickled me at the same time. the thing is i was fully immobilised by them so i was like totally helpless and the pnly thing i could do was to plead for mercy. ah well... i hate the feeling of being weak.

    slowly, one by one walked out of the room, leaving me and james behind. we had a mini pillow fight until to the point whereby we were like totally drained out so we decided to sleep. initially, i was using this super cosy quilt blanket, quite similar to the one that i got for eliel. james went to snatch it away from me and ya, if i use too much force snatching, it might tear the blanket. if i use too much force against james, he'll get hurt. thus, i lost my beloved blanket to him. got myself a replacement tho. half the quality of the original one but hey, i was really sleepy so i couldn't care less. rested officially at 5am.


    +++8:55 PM+++


    Jesus is Love
    Monday, May 22, 2006

    okie, i've just returned my camp pass for stagmont camp and im sad. this marks the end of a super slack army life. dunno what awaits me at 3 sig but i'll try my best to stay positive. just emptied my cupboard today and returned all the nonsense that we borrowed for whichever exercise or whatever reasons there were. byebye to my old but cosy bunk, hello to 3 sig. bleah

    this book out wasn't that fulfilling as the week before, however, i made full use of my book out, which is good. friday went for this ac passion. itsx actually a service conducted by acjc cf. went there early (in fact we were too early) with nicholas and ended up slacking at the grandstand for around an hour. during that time, daniel chia was chatting with us and sarah joined us for awhile, before performing her ushering duty somewhere near the gate. josia was having some long jump training in his singlet and red shoes. it wasn't difficult to spot him at all. we tried waving at him but his eyes were glued on the sand pit. soon after, edwin was strolling back to school from dinner somewhere outside school. its really weird cuz im sure school have canteens. after finished feeding the mosquitoes at the place where we sat, its time for refreshments at the canteen. met wengkin there when we were queuing for drinks. he didn't really talked to us but left really fast after talking to daniel regarding his excuse for not turning up for passion or so i heard. not long after we sat down enjoying our cup for apple juice, mich called and came to the canteen to look for me. then, olivia walked pass me at that very instant. and yes, i managed to meet up with all the ac peeps from bartley, except for the one who invited me, avelyn.

    the service was great, however i thought they should planned the programmes in such a way that people could get the best out of it. they placed alot of testimonies in front and when the main speaker came up to talk, which was like the last item, we were totally drained out. could not really absorb much info. the worship was good tho. the worship leader and another girl sang really well. most importantly, God's presense was really strong. its been awhile since i last had such a strong encounter with God. i am beginning to have a better impression of acjc. i was really impressed with some of their teachers who were in front praying with their students. that is how C O O L ! ! met avelyn (finally) at the exit when the service ended. saw kenneth lwi and liz too. and so, friday ended..

    sat was normal, tm then followed by tf. went to daniel lim's house. there weren't any programmes planned so we basically just slacked there, played abit of pool and chat until around 2230 before leaving the place. i got a free ride home. heh. which was why i dun mind staying longer. :)

    sunday, after service, went to shop with seth. james liew had nothing to do and heard that he did really well for his mid so he could go out with us. managed to meet our objective and thus we could leave the place peacefully. met up with daniel after he got a capo from paradiz. i didn't want to go there cuz i dun feel like playing dota. we went to the arcade to slack instead. got ourselves 2 free games. dun ask me how. i saw james playing this weird fighting game and the next thing i know, daniel was using the machine beside me and he accidentally press enter. who would have guessed that there's a free credit too. and so, we fought against each other and suprisingly (im being humble here :P), i won.

    it was about 4 plus already, decided to go home. it was still too early and james and i decided to go swim afterwards with bryan so he invited me to his place to slack first. we played a few rounds of x men legends 2 before it was time for our tennis game at 6pm.

    tennis was super crappy. both of us was noob at this so u can probably imagine how many times we have to pick up the ball, considering the fact that we only had one. just for ur info, we borrowed one racket and that pathetic ball from the hoe family. we played all the way till 7 plus 8. i reckoned that we got pro-wer but due to nightfall, the ball blended into the night and turned literally invisible. i remembered once, i hit the ball to james and when he whacked it, it just disppeared. there wasn't any sound indicating that it landed, no one could see where the ball flew off (im sure he missed the ball). i walked closer towards him, tried figuring out what just happened and guess what, the ball got stuck on his racket, at the hole between the net and the grip.

    after that, we decided to stop cuz its not easy to play in such a dim light and that no one bothers to go to the guardroom and ask the security to on the lights. went to the gym instead. its airconditioned so that was like the perfect place to cool down. went to bry's house after that to watch singapore idol until 2130 in which bryan just got home from roller blading. he fell while learning how to blade so he suggested to go to the swimming pool to swim, so he can conveniently washed off the blood. -____-"" the pool gonna have an additional jacuzzi soon so i guess we have another good place to fellowship at night then. come to think of it, the last time that i went to bry's house for a night swim was like months ago.. anyway, at exactly 10pm, bry's mum called from the window so we got out of the pool and went home to bathe. played a few rounds of tai di before my dad fetched me home.

    last night i prayed till i kena KOed by the Z monster. lovely bed, fluffy pillows. oh i just remembered. i slept under the starry sky and i happen to be the bride of Christ. heh..


    +++7:42 PM+++


    Jesus is Love
    Sunday, May 14, 2006

    i happen to have an off day last friday. we were suppose to have an early book out on the thursday afternoon after lunch but apparently, it got cancelled for some unknown reason. the entire platoon just sat in the bunk from 12-6pm thinking of what to do. obviously, the fastest way to pass time was to sleep and that was the decision that i made.however, no matter how hard i tried to sleep after like lazing on my bed for the past few days, i reached my limit at around 3pm. knowing myself that i can't do nothing for the rest of the time before booking out, i played monopioly on my phone. can u believe it, that's my platoon lastest craze to solve the problem of boredom.

    feeling stony after having to wait for 6hrs, i reached the final stage of petrification. i chose to stone at home to attempt to complete the final fantasy 7, that i started off since last year i think. putting all the siansation aside, vesak day seemed to be totally opposite from the sluggish life that i have lived in camp thus far.

    kenneth met me at pasir ris mrt to go pulau ubin for a cycling trip. there were a total of 5 of us, a small group but nevertheless, extremely happening. we were horrified when we realised that we have to queue just to get in ubin, an island that was suppose to be kinda ulu and a place that will definitely not cross the minds of a typical singaporean when comes to planning for an outing. our somewhat logical conclusion was proven to be trash. the queue went all the way from the basement to the ground level. the whole place was packed!

    anyhow, we got on the ferry, got stopped by some coastguard to perform some routine check for illegal immigrants i suppose. our IC got confiscated awhile, to verify that we are really singaporeans. while undergoing this process, an idea suddenly struck us. from a suppose to be a scary encounter turn out to be one of the highlights of the day. we took lots of photos that made us looked as tho we were fugitives, hawkers from china and the woo-la-la girls from james bond movie??!! the passengers on board gave us this hysterical look but we didn't really care less since an outing such as thee should be appreciated in a different angle, an artistic and creative one that is. heh

    cycling around, trying to get lost was really fun. we managed to locate the quarry whereby tourists can actually climb through the fence for photo taking. it wasn't allowed but since the fence became holey, we decided to bash through a narrow pavement to reach an open space with the perfect view of the quarry. so B E W T I F O O L.

    our next stop was chek chawak, which apparently a place known to us with alot of crabs, judging from our previous trip there. within a short period of 6months, the place where once upon a time full of crabs turned into some dirty beach with alot of seaweed. i found a pathetic crab tho. we sat there for quite awhile becuase by that time, everyone was like totally shagged out. we sat on the big rock, just enjoying the cool but smelly breeze. it took us quite awhile to finally convinced ourselves that we should leave the island before it rains. it was somewhat like a known fact since the sky was filled with dark clouds. just between the 5 of us, we took out 4 umbrellas and combined it together to form a nice shelter for the 5 of us to fit in perfectly. in this arrangement, we progress from like the welcome sign back to the jetty since there was yet another long queuen. bleah

    went for prayers after that, since grace was like with me so ya. thought it would be quite cool to join prayer meeting. its hard to have a friday night available for night stuff cuz of the army. speaking of which, i got to book in today again. tomorrow still have guard duty and that sucks. i will be trying to sell of the guard duty, but is it worth it?? after the primary school birthday party cum stayover that i attended, my body tells me that i am no longer young and that i need to rest. i love my primary school friends and its really cool to have this closeness maintain after such a long time.


    +++6:54 PM+++


    Jesus is Love
    Sunday, May 07, 2006

    A and B like C. C likes A but the thing is this. No one knows who C likes because she is shy. C is always around A and B thinks that C likes B better so he always stood at a corner to watch how B approaches C. C notices that but dare not do/ say anything because she thinks that A don't really needs her since A is quite popular among girls. ----> y do such things always happen... lame, lamified, lamification.. -_-"

    i will be getting my beret tomorrow. something to look forward to but at the same time, this marks the end of my jockey cap era. that sucks because i really like my cap. i made it really flimsy and soft but apart from that, its extremely comfortable. beret on the other hand makes me look like a perfect cock. bleah

    signed up for church camp today, have yet to apply for leave, hope everything turns out okay. i got posted to 3 signals so i raelly dunno. if i'm not wrong, i have to go through this 3 weeks period of induction program. it would be great if i could take a 3 day leave on the third week. heh. people reading this post, do pray for me. i need a miracle.

    this week is rather boring. no much things to do cuz everyone's busy with exams. oh well, i wish i have some stuff to study but actually, i would prefer leisure studying. heh. might just go to the library to borrow some reference book on mathematical physics. anyone interested can give me a call ya.

    next week going to be quite slack, not much things to do, in fact i can't think of any. hopefully seth will be done with studies or whoever la. i wanna watch movie. oh ya, will be at the west for the next 5 yrs or so. first its army, then its ntu. omigosh, think i will be visiting eliel very often. alright, i shall watch tv alr. nite pple.


    +++8:32 PM+++


    Jesus is Love
    Monday, May 01, 2006

    u know what, yesterday i dreamt that justin wie was a celebrity and appeared in some show as one of the main actors. that was quite random. haha.

    this long weekend was quite fulfilling. it started off with a birthday party at cherylene's house. she cooked everything by herself. the shepherd's pie suppose to have a layer of cheese rite? she made a section of it without cheese specially for me. i was like semi touched by that. as for the veggie and potato soup, it was flooded with ingredients, not so much on the soup, but it was still fantastic. lastly, she made grilled fish with mushroom sauce. that was like the highlight of it. at the side of that dish was you diao with cuttlefish and alternate it with brocolli. not much dishes but the portions were H U G E!! ivena came up with this after dinner exercise so we sort of played along. it was made up of side steps along with some retarded hand actions. dumb but nevertheless fun.

    after a short rest, we had waffles, topped with chocolate icecream. the standard of the ice cream could easily match with ben and jerry. had 2 waffles each and finished 2 tubs of ice cream. heh. thats not all, we still had durian birthday cake from angie's choice and alot of tidbits. u can imagine how full i was after all that crap that i've consumed.

    we played monopoly after pam left. after like 3 rounds, 3/4 of the properties were all taken, but none of us refused to trade with one another. properties were spreaded out quite evenly so it was really difficult to progress on without trading. the game lasted for 2hr plus i think. we were watching dark water all the way until survivor ended. we finished the 5000 and 1000 dollars stack and then we decided not to continue because its too lengthy. -_-"

    the stayover night was super spontaneous. no one brought clothes to change and since that was cherylene's recreation house, there wasn't much clothes there to lend us. it was quite fortunate that i came from camp so i at least had some pt attire to change to. it wasn't that dirty btw cuz i only wore them at night to sleep.

    we played cards while drinking some beer. actually it was more like loser drink up that kinda thing. i lost twice and that was it. wasn't that bad eh.

    the next day, i called my dad to pick me up from thomson cuz i was seriously very tired and he needed to pass by that area to fetch my bro home from work. waited one hour for my bro so ya, took the opportunity to sleep. by the time i got home, only had enough time to bathe and change clothes before heading to church. got nicholas a chinese birthday card and asked my entire cg to write their birthday wishes in chinese. reached church early and managed to do some army related homework while waiting for tm to start. i confessed that i slept through half of the sermon but at least i know what was going on since i have already prepared my discussions. cell group time was cool, the attendance of that day was quite good. went to pasar malam with avelyn and maria after tm and i found a nice quiksilver shirt. maria and avelyn bought one shirt each too.

    went home to finish up my army stuff but couldn't cuz my bro has to sleep. oh ya, speaking of which, the stoopid bank decided to delay some transactions so my new com had to wait till July. anyhow, sunday service was refreshing as usual. pastor celeste always seemed to have endless amount of energy. i really think this is something that we should consider following everytime we go to church. if everyone is as excited as her, church will become so much more interesting. dunch u think so?

    during tf, edmund talked about our expectancy of God touching us during TF and seriously, i reckoned that perhaps this is what all of us lacked. we attend tf every sunday just for the sake of going because we can't find any valid reason to skip it. we don't expect GOd to move, we don't expect God to work. at this age, its hard to have a cg that is so structured cuz it won't work. well, that's my point of view.

    went to study again with eliel and seth. eliel left early and seth stayed for a game of badminton with me and a few others until 6 plus. we went to the cc early but realised that there was a netball competition going on. played outside the courts at the field until 5pm before going in to play. after like half an hour, some guy came to complain saying that we took their courts. when we checked our receipt, realised that we were really atthe wrong cc. took us 10 mins to travel there but nevermind, we still had 20 mins left. the group after us were late too so in total, we played for 1.5 hrs. everyone went home after that. i rushed down to NIE to meet the TFers for soccer. played from 7-9.15pm. in the middle of the game, i suddenly realised that i didn't eat lunch and thus the extreme hunger i was feeling. i tahan till the end of the game and rushed home for a nice meal that my mum promised to cook for me on friday.

    right now, my whole body is aching. i forgot that i should sprain my ankle to get RMJ status (no running marching of jumping). shucks!!


    +++10:17 AM+++


    Jesus is Love